I actually tried the water proof match thing...

by pokynojoe, Wednesday, August 22, 2012, 20:19 (4423 days ago) @ Rob Leahy

didn't work. Some years back I wandered into an Army surplus store and bought one of those metal water proof match thingies. One chilly winter day I reach into my pocket to take a little nip to warm me up and noticed the whole front of my britches were wet. I figure to myself, "Joe ole boy, if'n you can't control yourself any better, you're gonna have to start wearing diapers." turned out the hooch had eaten through the metal cap. Don't know about the "store bought whiskey", might work for that.

Don't know about any "Rambo" knife thing. My pockets ain't that deep, besides, knives are dangerous.

Joe


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