About 30 years ago

by Miles , CIVITATES AMERICAE, Monday, September 14, 2015, 12:59 (3298 days ago) @ SIXGUNNER

A dead man was found floating in the small river that partially separates our county from the one to the south of us.

That county's Sheriff opined to the newsgal that "The cause of death appears to be of a suspicious nature."

The next day, the coroner reported that the cause was a couple of "large caliber bullet holes in the deceased's torso."

Dad and I agreed that this cause definitely sounded suspicious.