So, I went to a 'party', and I was the only one not armed
With a freaking cell phone.
It all started innocently enough...I was drinking Gatorade, just visiting with a friend, sitting out on his patio in the cool evening breeze.
Pretty soon, his wife and kids returned home from the movies.
Then, a cross-section of neighborhood rugrats showed up, plus one or two long-lost relatives, and suddenly a symphony of ring tones started sporadically going off, each playing it own distinctly syncopated sound.
If you think that's funny, you should have seen the looks on their faces when I said I didn't even have one.
A cell phone, I mean... 
You'da thought I'd done broke wind. 
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- So, I went to a 'party', and I was the only one not armed -
FOG,
2013-05-11, 23:45
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- I see...Looks like maybe I *am* the Last Of The Dinosaurs - FOG, 2013-05-12, 06:06
- So, I went to a 'party', and I was the only one not armed -
Mark,
2013-05-12, 06:24
- I admit I tried one once - FOG, 2013-05-12, 06:31
- I've got one and I love it... - rob, 2013-05-15, 20:34
- So, I went to a 'party', and I was the only one not armed -
RidinLou,
2013-05-12, 10:15
- Don't worry, Louis - -
Catoosa,
2013-05-12, 22:22
- Yup - bob, 2013-05-13, 00:08
- Don't worry, Louis - -
Catoosa,
2013-05-12, 22:22