"Hootactical"....hahahaha
And here I thought I'd never be one of The Cool Kids.
I got a survey request from Blackhawk! (The World's Foremost Supplier of Exclamation Points!) wanting to know my CCW practices and preferences.
One of their questions was if I owned a handgun. I responded positively.
Later on, they asked how many of the following "tactical" things I owned, with a list. I selected 'None of the above'...usually 'tactical' serves as a warning for me to stay away.
This prompted a system error which stated, in effect, 'Look, you told us you have a handgun, you should have selected that in our list.'
Wow, and here I never knew my handgun(s) were tactical.
Now, where'd I put my 5.11 catalog.....