This one reminds me of myself...

by Paul , Friday, October 16, 2026, 11:41 (5 hours, 57 minutes ago) @ JimT

I was armed to the teeth with a pitiful little Smith & Wesson's seven-shooter, which carried a ball like a homoeopathic pill, and it took the whole seven to make a dose for a full grown human (an a.d.u.l.t.). But I thought it was grand. It appeared to me to be a dangerous weapon. It only had one fault--you could not hit anything with it.

Only in my case, it was a pitiful little Rossi deringer...