A burglar breaks into a home

by Miles , CIVITATES AMERICAE, Sunday, November 05, 2023, 12:25 (384 days ago)

He hears a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you."

Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.

Again, "Jesus is watching you."

He turns his flashlight around, and sees a parrot in a cage.

He asks the parrot if he was the one talking.

The parrot says, "Yes."

He asks the parrot his name. The parrot says, "Moses."

The burglar asks, "What kind of people would name their parrot, Moses?"

The parrot replies, "The same kind of people who would name their Pitbull, Jesus."

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Esse sine metu in facie inimici tui. Sit fortis et rectus quod Deus ut amo te. Veritatem dico semper etiam si eam ducit ad mortem tuam. Tuendam inops et facere no mali.