Never been to texas......

by Ray L., Monday, February 29, 2016, 16:59 (3193 days ago) @ Bryan Pettet

but have always wanted to visit for a hunt.......knowing the "hunting ranches" are out of my price range, i looked into real working ranches needing problem hogs killed.......this is what you read in ads when researching hog hunting on small working ranches......

"we have a serious feral hog problem, costing us tens of thousands of dollars in damage each year....please come stay at our ranch and experience real down home rural texas hospitality while helping control the devastating hogs....." ....then read the fine print...."and by the way, in the name of the celebrated down home texas hospitality and for the opportunity to help us with our hog problems, me and the boys will take you out to the tractor shed and hang you by the ankles and shake you till $1200 to $2000 of green and coin fall out......"