In honor of the Garland Texas shootout
Instapundit (Professor Glenn Reynolds) wrote new lyrics to the tune of Kenny Rogers
"You took a fine time to leave me, Lucille"
You picked the wrong state to jihad, Abu.
Texans have guns and they’re going to shoot you.
You picked the wrong state to jihad, Abu.
And Daniel Foster tweeted a revised line from "The Princess Bride":
The would-be terrorists in Garland fell for one of the classic blunders: Never assume that you’ve outgunned an art show in Texas.
Complete thread:
- In honor of the Garland Texas shootout -
Miles,
2015-05-04, 00:07
- In honor of the Garland Texas shootout -
MR,
2015-05-04, 01:14
- My West Texas wife was quite proud! - stonewalrus, 2015-05-04, 12:40
- And it's good to know... -
mcassill,
2015-05-04, 07:55
- Excellent point of view sir... - Brian A, 2015-05-04, 12:11
- HA! - Hoot, 2015-05-04, 12:17
- ...Only for varmints! 1st place art contest winner's picture - Rob Leahy, 2015-05-04, 14:04
- In honor of the Garland Texas shootout -
bob,
2015-05-04, 20:07
- The officer was a 60 year old 38 year Garland PD veteran -
MR,
2015-05-04, 20:59
- Yep. And a service pistol vs 2 AKs -
Miles,
2015-05-04, 22:57
- "incompetent clowns" does... - mcassill, 2015-05-05, 05:38
- Yep. And a service pistol vs 2 AKs -
Miles,
2015-05-04, 22:57
- The officer was a 60 year old 38 year Garland PD veteran -
MR,
2015-05-04, 20:59
- Does anyone know what the officer's weapon and caliber was? -
TomC,
2015-05-05, 14:48
- From CNN today. First I've heard of the caliber. - MR, 2015-05-05, 15:43
- In honor of the Garland Texas shootout -
MR,
2015-05-04, 01:14