FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN THE END OF THE WORLD
We are offering an "End-of-the-World Early Warning Service". If you live on the East Coast of the United States we can give you a 7 hour "HEADS UP" when the world ends. (the lead time increases the more Time Zones you are west of there).
We are also offering an "EARLY DAY ALERT", letting you know how the day will be so that on the days that suck, you can just stay in bed and not even bother trying to go to work.
Contact us for more details.