My Favorite Animal ( Clean Humor)

by Drago, Sunday, January 22, 2012, 10:01 (4637 days ago)

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
... I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite liveanimal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...

True animal statement

by Amerileiro, SW MO, Sunday, January 22, 2012, 16:22 (4637 days ago) @ Drago

"There's room for all of God's creatures: right next to the mashed taters and gravy."

True animal statement

by Slow Hand ⌂ @, Indiana, Sunday, January 22, 2012, 19:00 (4637 days ago) @ Amerileiro

I always say,"If God didn't want us to eat them; why'd he make them outta meat?"

True animal statement

by Amerileiro, SW MO, Tuesday, January 24, 2012, 19:52 (4635 days ago) @ Slow Hand

I'll have to agree with that! I wouldn't claim to be willing to eat ALL the creatures that run around on four legs, but I am willing to try a big bunch of them.

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