I had my all time great retard event this morning. My three cats got into a squabble and I picked up the squirt bottle of water that I keep on hand to break these things up.

I pointed it at Beamer, the instigator of the event and squeeze the trigger. I was hit in the face with a stream of water. Seems I had the nozzle pointed at my face when I hit the trigger.

If I do that with a 45, it won't be near so funny