So, I went to a 'party', and I was the only one not armed
With a freaking cell phone.
It all started innocently enough...I was drinking Gatorade, just visiting with a friend, sitting out on his patio in the cool evening breeze.
Pretty soon, his wife and kids returned home from the movies.
Then, a cross-section of neighborhood rugrats showed up, plus one or two long-lost relatives, and suddenly a symphony of ring tones started sporadically going off, each playing it own distinctly syncopated sound.
If you think that's funny, you should have seen the looks on their faces when I said I didn't even have one.
A cell phone, I mean... 
You'da thought I'd done broke wind. 
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So, I went to a 'party', and I was the only one not armed
You are not the only one. I don't have a cell phone and I don't see myself getting one soon. They are an annoying part of society that I just can't get over.
Mark
I admit I tried one once
Suffice to say, 'They all fall with hardball...'
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I've got one and I love it...
by rob 
, Wednesday, May 15, 2013, 20:34 (4154 days ago) @ Mark
And use it but I 100% agree about them being an annoying part of society. You can't turn around without seeing someone talking, texting, gaming or just plain playing with and usually while driving or sitting at a dinner table. I ain't for that!