Let's think about this a bit...
The Obamites and all the other touchy-feely eggheads want us to become more like the Europeans, right? Italy is part of Europe, I think. The Italians have made a fine art of screwing their various dysfunctional governments for decades. They don't make a big fuss about it, they just kind of ignore all kinds of laws and regulations, and the government is generally too corrupt and inept to do much about it.
Now that I think about it, yeah! I could be more European-like - just like those so-fisticated Italians. I'm gonna get me a Fiat and a Armani suit and learn to kiss my fingertips just so whenever I see Obaba on TV......
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